today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
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how awkward are you on a scale from one to miranda cosgrove riding a candycane
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josephgordon-levittappreciation:
Tom: Darling, I don’t know how to tell you this, but there’s a Chinese family in our bathroom.
I want this enlarged, framed, and mounted above my fireplace.
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“Let’s take this to the bedroom,” I say seductively as I pick up my laptop to so I can continue blogging until 5 in the morning.
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…and people thought gays would ruin the sanctity of marriage.
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Because you always fall in love with the boy who makes you laugh.
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